The Monks of MIT

BU to bed, Wellesley to wed and MIT to talk to.
- MIT fraternity explication of Boston
student women, not officially documented

Once upon a time, Wellesley Sisters cavorted with the good brothers of Harvard. They still do, of course, but the general opinion amongst the Nuns is that the brothers of Harvard have strayed from their original Rule. They used to serve Success by dating, and treating well, the Sisters of Wellesley. Those days were a Heaven by all definitions of a Heaven: the smartest men and smartest women in the nation, making uber-smart babies after uber-stylish weddings.

Those days are gone, to quote the bard Pink.

Now, the Sisters have formed a new relationship with the Monks of MIT. These Monks are a queer breed, not in terms of sexuality but in nature. To enter the Monastery, they must be fanatical worshippers of Success. Yet the Monks are ashamed of their devout reputation and instead found Fraternities, cults of the saints Alcohol and Male Stupidity, where they pretend to be popular men of the sort they weren't in high school.

The Sisters enjoy their relationship with the Monks, despite the Monks' lack of social skills and occasional use of HTML in every day language. Perhaps the Sisters like to display their own Nerd-Fanatical side, with responses in Java-Script. The words of advice quoted in the opening are offensive to the women at BU and MIT, of course, but the nuns of Wellesley know their worth.

For now, the monks of MIT enjoy their social status because they too recognize that Wellesley Sisters are in it for life.